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May 22, 2007 -
In a bold move to undermine the international terror
network, President George W. Bush today named former
deputy defense secretary and former World Bank
President Paul Wolfowitz to be the new president of Al
Qaeda.

Wolfowitz, who has no experience running an
international terror organization, struck many
Washington insiders as an unlikely choice for the Al
Qaeda job.

But in a White House ceremony introducing his nominee
for the top terror post, President Bush indicated that
Wolfowitz’s role in planning the war in Iraq and
bringing scandal to the World Bank showed that he was
“just the man” to bring chaos and disorder to Al
Qaeda.

“I’ve seen Paul Wolfowitz in action,” said Bush, a
beaming Wolfowitz at his side. “If anyone can mess up
Al Qaeda, it’s this guy.”

Several key details in the president’s plan still need
to be worked out, such as how exactly Wolfowitz will
infiltrate Al Qaeda and rise to the top position in
its ranks.

“Al Qaeda closely screens all of its top officers,”
said Hassan El-Medfaii, head of the terror network’s
human resources department. “It’s not like the Defense
Department or the World Bank.”

Even if he ascends to its top post, it remains to be
seen whether Wolfowitz will be happy at Al Qaeda,
according to Professor Davis Logsdon, chairman of the
Wolfowitz Studies Department at the University of
Minnesota.

“Al Qaeda is not like the World Bank,” Professor
Logsdon said. “For one thing, it’s much harder to meet
girls there.”



Elsewhere, former Creed lead singer Scott Stapp was
released from jail, raising fears that he might start
recording again.



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