Red and blue states > FW: Lux Voor bij Het Buitenhof

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dank mark, voor een mooi stukje.
Mark Giebels heeft op woensdag, 29 maa 2006 om 10:28 (Europe/Amsterdam)
het volgende geschreven:

> Dear Red States,

ik kan er nauwelijks in knippen.
>
> We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've
> decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're
> taking  the other Blue States with us.

LOL, that'll be the day! ;)
New California als nieuwe handelspartner voor europa, en Texahoma etc
als nieuw missieland. ;)

gr elma


> In case you aren't aware, that
> includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan,
> Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be
> beneficial to the nation, and  especially to the people of the new
> country of New California.
>
> To sum up briefly:
> * You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell
> research and the best beaches.
> * We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
> * We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Wal-Mart.
> * We get Intel and Micro! soft. You get WorldCom.
> * We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
> * We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
> You get Alabama.
> * We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red
> states pay their fair share.
> * Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
> Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of  happy families. You get a
> bunch of single moms.
>
> Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-
> war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once.
> If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids
> they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose,
> and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's
> caskets coming home.
>
> We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but
> we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
> With the! Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
> of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
> and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
> America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
> 90 percent of  all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
> o! f the U. S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
> condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
> Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
>
> With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with:
> 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
> costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
> tornadoes, 90  percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
> Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
> Bob
> Jones University, and Clemson
>
> We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
>
> Groeten,
> Mark Giebels
>
> On 3/29/06, Marc de Droog <marcdedroog at xs4all.nl> wrote:
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