Hope is on the way

[Mark Giebels]

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Dear fellow patriots,

We have unexpectedly decided to give up our wealthy life in 
Berkeley and transfer to Benedictus XVI country, the great nation 
of one of our dearest friends in these challenging times, Prime 
Minister Silvio Berlusconi. We are convinced that the port city of 
Genoa is of strategic importance for guaranteeing freedom in the 
world.

Furthermore, we will invade our former ally the Netherlands using 
'Blitz Krieg' tactics to demolish the ICC (International Criminal 
Court), an institution that we have tried to stop via diplomatic 
ways for years, but again the UN has proven itself irrelevant by 
ignoring our demands. The French leave us with no other choice.

The operation will start on June 6 or 7, 2005. On that day we will 
load a container with all our survival tools, which will be shipped 
to Benedictus XVI country directly. It is expected to arrive about 
two months later. This will give us enough time to conquer Holland, 
find all WMD a.k.a. pot and replace the current terrorist regime 
with a new democratic government that values freedom and democracy.

We will leave Berkeley for operation 'Polder Storm' on June 8 
together with our two involuntarily-drafted Berkeley-trained 
soldiers. This should be plenty of troops to occupy Holland in a 
day or two and temporarily set up camp at the strategic city of 
Rosmalen, not far from the main European rivers. This city also 
happens to be the city of our parents, which gives us a great 
operational advantage.

We do expect about all Dutch citizens to start waving American 
flags as soon as we have arrived at Schiphol airport. This 
expectation has already been broadcasted to the friendly homeland 
mass media conglomerations. Embedded journalists will be ready to 
capture these joyful moments of the Dutch celebrating their newly 
acquired freedom and democracy.

Power should have been transferred to the new democratic 
freedom-loving government before the end of June. As always, we are 
not interested in their deep-fried meat sticks and other highly 
culinary Dutch treats. The newly installed Dutch government will be 
completely free to self-determine the way of distributing the 
deep-fried meat sticks as long as it is persistent with our 
capitalist values to guarantee freedom. We are almost too good for 
this evil world. But that’s our destiny, with God on our side.

On June 28, private marine Mark Giebels will fly to Benedictus 
country to bribe the Italians into allowing us to set up a 
permanent base at Genoa. This will leave General Merlijn Giebels - 
Van Schayk with only two bodyguards to protect her. But considering 
that they have respectively received half a year and two and a half 
years of training in Berkeley, this should be enough to guarantee 
her safety. Particularly considering the toughness of 
Berkeley-trained soldiers as proven during the free speech movement 
in the Sixties. In 1969 former Governor Reagan, God has his soul, 
couldn't even stop them with his tanks. Furthermore, we expect to 
be able to quickly build up a new Dutch army based on the infamous 
'Dutch courage'.

To maintain the good military tradition of celebrating departing 
troops to the battlefield, we will organize a farewell gathering at 
our Berkeley residence on Memorial Day, May 30. You, your family 
and close friends are invited to experience this sad moment with 
us. Please bring some food to share to start our journey with full 
bellies.

Please let us know in advance if you will be able to join our 
farewell gathering.

We hope to see all of you on May 30th.

Ciao,
Merlijn, Mark, Yara en Leyla Giebels


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