More Y2K

[by way of Arie Dirkzwager <aried@xs4all.nl>]

From: Cantoralan at aol.com

As a former computer programmer, I can tell you that this is more feasible
than any of us would like to believe. -- Robin

>From our Y2K expert:
"Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.
We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.  We are
proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to
reflect your new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October,
November, December

As well as:  Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

We  trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to
K problem has made any sense to us. But we understand it is a global problem,
and our team is glad to help in any way possible.

And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?  Speaking of which, what do
you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from  99
to 00?

We'll await your direction."