Mensa Invitational Nieuwe woorden...

Thu Jul 10 12:11:15 CEST 2008

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Heerlijk al die eye-openers, Dirkie,

Ook de kernwoorden per economisch model.

Mensen beseffen vaak de harde werkelijkheid niet,
door alle mooie Newspeak per onderwerp en regeling.

Net overleed een beste vriend van net 65,
zijn vriend blijft nu niet zoals vroeger berooid achter,
voor de duidelijkheid benoem ik zoals het voor 1994/1998 was
ook als beroofd worden en berooid achterblijven,
omdat paren buitengesloten werden die gelijk geslachtsdeel hadden.
Nu hebben ze tenminste met huwelijk sinds 10 jaar
helemaal zelf kunnen bepalen wat met hun verdiende eigendommen
en alle gespaarde pensioenpremies gebeurt,
i.p.v. dat gemeenschap en derden hun na een overlijden berooft.

Fritz van Rikxoort

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--- On Wed, 7/9/08, dirkie <geensloof at yahoo.com> wrote:
From: dirkie <geensloof at yahoo.com>
Subject: Mensa Invitational "New Meanings"...
To: D66 at nic.surfnet.nl
Date: Wednesday, July 9, 2008, 11:29 AM

Here is the
 Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which
once

again asked readers to take any word
from the dictionary,

alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and

supply a new definition.  Here
are the winners:  

1. Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying a house, which

renders the subject financially impotent for an
indefinite

period of time. 

2. Ignoranus
: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 

3. Intaxication
: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which

lasts until you realize it was your money to start
with. 

4. Reintarnation
: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 

5. Bozone
( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people 

that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone
layer,

unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in
the

near future.

6. Foreploy
: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the

purpose of getting laid.  

7. Giraffiti
: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 

8. Sarchasm :
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit

and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte
: To take coffee intravenously when you are

running late. 

10. Ostenopornosis
: A degenerate disease. (This one got

extra credit.) 

11. Karmageddon
: It's like, when everybody is sending off

all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,
the Earth 

explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 

12. Decafalon
(n.): The gruelling event of getting through

the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido
: All talk and no action. 

14. Dopeler Effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem

smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit
(n.): The frantic dance performed

just after you've accidentally walked through a
spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.)
: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that

gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and
cannot be

cast out.

17. Caterpallor
( n.): The color you turn after finding

half a worm in the fruit you're eating. 

The Washington Post
has also published the winning

submissions
to its yearly contest, in which readers are

asked to
supply alternate meanings for common words. And the

winners
are:

1. coffee ,
n. the person upon whom one coughs. 

2. flabbergasted
, adj. appalled by discovering how much

weight one has gained. 

3. abdicate
, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat

stomach. 

4 esplanade ,
v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. willy-nilly , adj. impotent. 

6. negligent
, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when

wearing only a nightgown.

7. lymph
, v. to walk with a lisp. 

8. gargoyle
, n. olive-flavored mouthwash. 

9. flatulence
, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone

who has been run over by a steamroller

10. balderdash
, n. a rapidly receding hairline..

11. testicle
, n. a humorous question on an exam.

12. rectitude
, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by

proctologists.

13. pokemon
, n.. a Rastafarian proctologist

14. oyster ,
n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with

Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism
, n. the belief that, after death, the

soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. circumvent
, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts

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